What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Can you explain the ongoing conflict between Palestine and Israel? Why does it appear that Israel has been more successful in the conflict?

Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

-All the bad guys are black.

Making a Diving Catch For Space - NASA Watch

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why is my Whirlpool fridge not cooling but the freezer works? What is the solution?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is quantum entanglement?

-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

Why did my ex of 2 years move on so fast after he left me? Why does he act so cold towards me, and as if I don't exist?

Dr No

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do some people hesitate to say 'I love you' even after their partners have said it first? How can one interpret this behavior from their loved ones?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?